Ode To The Segway Scooter
How’s this for a corporate nightmare? Every Segway Personal Transporter ever manufactured has been recalled due to a “software glitch in the scooters that can make riders fall.” This recall calls out...
View ArticleWeeding Out Crazy Lawsuits (Outdoor Smoking Ban Limerick)
As a result of a neighbor’s lawsuit, a Swedish woman can no longer smoke in most of her garden. (And you thought the United States was a litigious country.) Stockholm – A Swedish woman has been banned...
View ArticleSuitable Verse
Once again, it’s Limerick-Off time. I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A man who owned only one suit… Here’s mine. (It’s a six-verse limerick, but a standard one-verse...
View ArticleWedded Bliss Interruptus
I’m a “recovering lawyer.” But I haven’t “recovered” quite enough to resist writing this lawsuit limerick. It’s a cautionary tale about jilted brides, grooms who get cold feet, and litigation to...
View ArticleDiscontented
Discontented (2-Verse Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Some say, “Content cries out to be free.” Oddly, that’s what some users decree. Whether poetry, art, Software, songs from the heart, They deny...
View ArticleLimerick Feud (Limerick-Off Monday)
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...
View ArticleLimerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: STAY at the end of Line 1 or 2 or 5
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a...
View ArticleLimerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: MEAN or MIEN or DEMEAN at the end of any...
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a...
View ArticleDon’t Mess With Goats! (Limerick)
If you goad, then escape from a goat, And you’re planning to sue, please take note: Flouting rules of a zoo Can be foolish to do… So your scapegoat success odds? Remote!
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